There's no word on where the joystick is located but I think Designer Erik De Nijs has just released the geekiest set of pants in the history of mankind. Dubbed Beauty and the Geek Jeans they let any user plug into a computer and utilize a keyboard, mouse, and speakers. Everything is built right into the pants. Not sure where to file this one so I will put it in the laptop section, it seems to be the most fitting.